Ted's Chemistry Test


Ted tells his parents he did poorly on his chemistry test. They tell him he needs to get serious and study more.


Susan: How was your day at school today, Ted? 

Ted: Bad. I had a chemistry test, and I blew it! 

Susan: Maybe if you didn't cut class so often, you'd do better. 

Bob: That's right, son. Stop slacking off and start hitting the books! 

Ted: But I can't stand chemistry class. Besides, it's a lost cause. That class is way over my head. 

Susan: You need to buckle down. 

Ted: When I'm a famous musician, people won't give a hoot about my knowledge of atoms and molecules. 

Bob: That's beside the point. 

Susan: We know you have your heart set on going to New York University. 

Bob: And you don't stand a chance of getting in there with such poor grades!